I really enjoyed the folks who said I whould wear a skirt but not make-up, or vice-versa. Silly people.
Jillian, I don't have a belt buckle like that, and I doubt I can find one on short notice. Sorry.
Nathan, I don't have any "You Suck" to wear. What is that anyway, some sort of new cologne? I could start writing ad copy for it. "You Suck® for Men. It's a statment. It's a command. Wear it and your woman will be helpless against your will."