(More-sane version: If you have a '96 or later Tuarus, and one of the power windows gets stuck, you're simply one of thousands affected by the same stupid problem. The motors get stuck a lot. To get the motor un-stuck, hold the switch and give the door a good *WHACK* with your fist or a rubber mallet at the lower-middle portion. Doing so will most likely solve your problem. It did for me; the driver's window on the car now works beautifully.)
Damn good thing Google Groups is around to save me (actually my dad in this case) lots of money. I am kinda diasspointed I didn't get to do this though ;)