Nodes:
I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane.
Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
See, also, screw like mad wombats.
no one cares about your homepage
Bathing cats in the toilet
If you teach your kids to put bagels in microwaves, I will not be responsible for the consequences
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
That which does not kill me makes me breakfast
Quotes:
You'd be long gone if you didn't have the ability to operate the can opener.
It does not take hours to wipe your behind, unless you dropped a huge load and something went terribly wrong.
Kitty is one of the best-behaved cats I've ever seen, retarded and deformed or not. So there.
...at least one contemporary theory states that even William Shatner could be improved with breasts.
