I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane.
Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
See, also, screw like mad wombats.
no one cares about your homepage
Bathing cats in the toilet
If you teach your kids to put bagels in microwaves, I will not be responsible for the consequences
I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
That which does not kill me makes me breakfast
You'd be long gone if you didn't have the ability to operate the can opener.
It does not take hours to wipe your behind, unless you dropped a huge load and something went terribly wrong.
Kitty is one of the best-behaved cats I've ever seen, retarded and deformed or not. So there.
...at least one contemporary theory states that even William Shatner could be improved with breasts.