July 15th, 2001

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SAM: "Speech center?? I thought Max had a cream center."


STEWARDESS: "I've been authorized by the captain to give you boys
            ANYTHING you want."
MAX: "Then bring me all the unclothed women my poor eyes can stand!"
SAM: "Jesus, Max, take it easy-- you don't even LIKE girls!"
MAX: "Oh, yeah, in that case-- how about some more of these great peanuts?"
SAM: "You crack me up, little buddy!"


Sam: "Don't touch it, Max.  You'll get GERMS!"
Max: "Whoso pulleth this linoleum knife from this milkman is rightwise
     king born of England!"
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