friday, nov. 16th, 2001

2:53 am - Because I'm curious

Poll #10301 next-gen gaming

If I were to get one of the new(-ish) game consoles, it would be:

Miscrosoft XBox
Nintendo GameCube
Sony Playstation 2
Twister (it has a mat and everything!)

I like that choice the best because:

Thank you, come again! =P

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4:50 am - Dinner at Ryan's Steakhouse

The following story is hilarious, but not for the easily offended or grossed out. You have been warned ;)

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5:01 am - Go Army!

Behold, another one of the many splendors the 'net can bring you!

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Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster,and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think
was, Go Army!

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