tuesday, dec. 11th, 2001

1:22 am

i know better.
i know better than this.

sweet surrender. sweet suicide.

drawn to her,
like a moth to a flame.

spark. flame. ignition.

i refuse to...
i refuse to fall down.

perfect chance at testing fate.

cut losses.
cut and run.

perfect attitude for an unseen place.

now write it down.
did you get it get it?
now so write it down now did you get it get it?

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1:30 am

People who know me: that post was not about you. So don't be paranoid or anything Mandee ;)

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1:32 am

Aaron (my apartment-mate) sings. For everything. He makes little songs, and they suck. But hey, what do you really expect out of a song about needing to take a leak? I am amused.

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10:00 am

Yeah, all you fuckers better wake up. If I have to be here, so does everybody else...

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11:49 am

Items on Osama's Chris's Christmas List

11. My First Chemist's Weapon of Mass Destruction.
10. My Pretty Pony Glue Factory
9. Fisher Price Particle Accelerator
8. Mountain Mike's Cave Digger Kit
7. sandbox
6. Ali Aibo, electronic pet camel
5. Easy Bake Falafel Oven
4. Sesame Street's Torture Me Bert
3. Wham-o Exploding Frisbee
2. Bedazzler Beard Decorator
1. Kabul Barbie Car Bomb

here

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11:28 pm - Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a few questions.

And I expect you to answer them to the best of your ability.

Poll #12874 Episode #47: In which Smitty gets tired.

Which is truly the lesser of two evils?

Pants.
12(52.2%)
Cake donuts.
11(47.8%)

How many fingers am I holding up?

One.
4(17.4%)
Two.
3(13.0%)
Three fingers and a thumb.
11(47.8%)
Five fingers and two thumbs.
5(21.7%)

Why?

Because.
5(21.7%)
Get yer punk-ass over here where I can reach you and I'll show you why!
6(26.1%)
No reason.
3(13.0%)
Hey, I'll ask the questions here.
9(39.1%)

Shut up.

No.
4(17.4%)
Hell no.
2(8.7%)
Fuck you, buddy.
15(65.2%)
Um, okay.
2(8.7%)

What's with calling me "buddy?"

I felt like it.
8(34.8%)
It's a good name. For a DOG!
7(30.4%)
It was better than "you incredibly handsome person you!"
5(21.7%)
Um, sorry?
3(13.0%)

Hey, number four wasn't a question.

So?
6(26.1%)
Neither is this one, genius.
7(30.4%)
Does it count if I answer in the form of a question?
1(4.3%)
All of the above.
9(39.1%)

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