July 29th, 2002

torn sky

A day of Everything(2)

I'm entertained.

Nodes:

I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane.

Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon

See, also, screw like mad wombats.

no one cares about your homepage

Bathing cats in the toilet

If you teach your kids to put bagels in microwaves, I will not be responsible for the consequences

I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick

That which does not kill me makes me breakfast


Quotes:

You'd be long gone if you didn't have the ability to operate the can opener.

It does not take hours to wipe your behind, unless you dropped a huge load and something went terribly wrong.

Kitty is one of the best-behaved cats I've ever seen, retarded and deformed or not. So there.

...at least one contemporary theory states that even William Shatner could be improved with breasts.
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