I tried to die via violent stabbing death, but I was only brave enough to hack at my left hand a bit with a steak knife.
Now it hurts.
Due to the aforementioned stabbing of my left hand, it hurts to type approximately half the keys on the keyboard.
As long as this persists, I'm only using the following letters:
poo. you poo. lik moo? you lik poo. hoo lik poo? you lik poo.
ni. ni. no? ni.
j.lo poo on you.
kill moo? no. kill j.lo? moo.