June 8th, 2003

torn sky

Apparently...

I'm 1337-er than most everyone but suppafly. Want proof? Woo-ha I got y'all in check.

Okay, that was an uncharicteristically cocky post.

Now, how the HECK does their ranking system work? It really does not make sense to me at all...

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Oh yeah, uh Tony Stewart owns you all.
torn sky

No family pride

Evan just told me that he had an opportunity to kill Jack Valenti (Okay, he said he got his picture taken with him, I extrapolated the rest) while he was in DC. The worst part? he didn't.

I'm making him pack a knife next time he goes to hang out with lobbyists. You know, just in case.

[I'm so gonna get tracked down by the FBI for this post, and my terrorist point-of-view.]