June 13th, 2003

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Last night smoked half a pack of cloves. Drew, Evan, and I went out wiht the intention of finishing off two partially-used packs before we got back.

In the process, we invented the Chocolate Bong™. Take a swig of chocolate milk, keeping all of it in your mouth. Now, face down so that the milk is in contact with the butt of the cig and inhale, bubbling the smoke through the milk. It's weird, and lethal. I don't think it actually improves anything in any way, but it'll prove you're a man.

Why? Because real men smoke cloves while drinking chocolate milk, that's why.