In other words, if you ever feel that life is getting a bit too surreal but a friend tells you "No, you're not dreaming," kick them. In the nut.
After all, if you give in and accept your deluded senses as reality, the dream wins. Keep on believin' it's not really happening. Eventually you'll wake up.
By the way, as of this moment, it's only three more calendar days until I'm married. Bring on the strippers.
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If the above doesn't make seems incoherent, let me know. I's tired.