Which is truly the lesser of two evils?
Pants.
12(52.2%)
Cake donuts.
11(47.8%)
How many fingers am I holding up?
One.
4(17.4%)
Two.
3(13.0%)
Three fingers and a thumb.
11(47.8%)
Five fingers and two thumbs.
5(21.7%)
Why?
Because.
5(21.7%)
Get yer punk-ass over here where I can reach you and I'll show you why!
6(26.1%)
No reason.
3(13.0%)
Hey, I'll ask the questions here.
9(39.1%)
Shut up.
No.
4(17.4%)
Hell no.
2(8.7%)
Fuck you, buddy.
15(65.2%)
Um, okay.
2(8.7%)
What's with calling me "buddy?"
I felt like it.
8(34.8%)
It's a good name. For a DOG!
7(30.4%)
It was better than "you incredibly handsome person you!"
5(21.7%)
Um, sorry?
3(13.0%)
Hey, number four wasn't a question.
So?
6(26.1%)
Neither is this one, genius.
7(30.4%)
Does it count if I answer in the form of a question?
1(4.3%)
All of the above.
9(39.1%)
